Patriots vs Hate-triots Tee — "What Are You" Patriotic Political T-Shirt sarcasm politics

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Wear your stance with quiet, sharp humor. This lightweight unisex tee carries a bold, opinionated slogan that cues attention without shouting. The distressed USA flag and pointed wordplay read like a closed-mouth smirk—meant for those who prefer sarcasm over sermons. It sits comfortably under a jacket or on its own at rallies, street corners, or backyard debates. The fabric has a soft, lived-in feel that moves with you, while the clean crew neck and classic fit keep the silhouette familiar and versatile. Short sentences, direct message, and durable print make this shirt a way to show where you stand while staying ready for whatever conversation comes next.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz/yd²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean fit
- Durable, high-quality prints: DTG body prints with optional DTF sleeve/neck labels
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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Wear your stance with quiet, sharp humor. This lightweight unisex tee carries a bold, opinionated slogan that cues attention without shouting. The distressed USA flag and pointed wordplay read like a closed-mouth smirk—meant for those who prefer sarcasm over sermons. It sits comfortably under a jacket or on its own at rallies, street corners, or backyard debates. The fabric has a soft, lived-in feel that moves with you, while the clean crew neck and classic fit keep the silhouette familiar and versatile. Short sentences, direct message, and durable print make this shirt a way to show where you stand while staying ready for whatever conversation comes next.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz/yd²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean fit
- Durable, high-quality prints: DTG body prints with optional DTF sleeve/neck labels
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors